Sunday, March 24, 2013

"Let's Have Sex With Robots Together!": OR HOW ABOUT NOT

NO, you are NOT about to kiss that little red abomination for purposes of making out with your boyfriend long-distance.

Can't unsee.

And yet. This could be the future of cheat-free long distance relationships. Simulated kissing will obviously develop into simulated carnal relations... danger-free prositution... lower unexpected pregnancy, STD rates...

And yet. Fuck it, I don't care. Too weird. Something's being lost that I'm not smart enough to articulate. I shall stand athwart history, vainly screaming "OMG stop it NOOO..."

Please, no robot sandwich?
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